Perks of being a Madeline

Kate and I were watching UFC unleashed because my dad was watching it and we were lazy to to change the channel.

Kate: Oh my gosh! LOOK AT HIS FACE. He looks so bad! I just want to hug him. AWE. I’m going to cry.

Me: His face is all bloody…

Kate: I don’t care! I want to hug everybody right now.

Me: Start with me first.

Kate: No.

We were playing nazi zombies online and I was the first one to die (im such a noob) and as I lay down bleeding to death, Chris comes along and revives me and then started yelling,

“NO ONE KILLS MY SISTER! DIE ZOMBIES DIE!” 

awh, Chris.  You killed zombies for me. 

BUT reality check, he probably was only doing that for the kills and points.

that twerp.

Kate: I’m going to name my next dog Syndrome.

Me: Okay.

Kate: Now ask me why.

Me: Why?

Kate: Because whenever my dog goes on the couch I could yell at him and say, “DOWN SYNDROME.”

He was such a cute toddler. I wanted him to stay like that forever.

Too bad he turned out like this:

haha jaykay. my brother is a stud(muffin)

Me: Chris what do you want for your birthday?

Chris: I want Club penguin things and a credit card.

really chris? really?

Oh the future generation.

I think these are better than pillow pets. LOL.

meet:

George the Gorilla, Ellie the Elephant, and Bailey the Butterfly. 

ohyeah. and meet my siblings.

and no, we did not name them.

My six year old brother and his friends have girlfriends…

on club penguin.

He broke up with his and his friend went after my brother’s ex even though his friend had a girlfriend already.

wtheck.

Dear Siblings, you are always a pain in the rear but I love you so. You guys never make me bored because you’re always entertaining. I know that I can be a mean sister. (always) but I only act mean so that you will obey my orders. The Truth is the things you do make me mad, never you guys. I don’t want you to do things that I know will hurt you. I’m always worried about your guy’s safety because I don’t want anything bad happening to you. You guys are soo cute and nice (sometimes) but you never really did anything real bad. I hope I helped raising you well. I look at other kids and realise that you guys are not bad compared to them. I love you Chris because you’re such a good bboy. And Kate I love the way you sing. You guys are soo talented.

With Love from your sister,

Madeline